The Samurai and the Geisha [Closed; Admin and OD]

Entering the same booth Yuui did without taking a menu,"You choose,since I rarely eat sushi,and besides,you seem to know the good ones here."Date said with a smile on his face.
'Relaxing is pretty great once in a while.'

Yuui nodded and ordered them sushi and sandwiches. "So tell me more about yourself. I mean I barely know anything other than you use magic and are a good fighter." She took out her chopsticks she was given.

Taking out a pair of iron chopsticks from his pocket dimension,"Well,Im a master swordsman,but I think you already know that,and Im pretty much an Archmage,the best mage in my homeland.I also drink alot..Im also very fast and strong."Date said while recalling the other abilities he has.
"Well I guess thats all."

She nods listening to him. "I mean other than being lazy and drinking what do you do." She asks for sake to be brought to them.

"Im a samurai,isnt that obvious woman?"Date said a bit annoyed at how nosy she's being.

She laughs a bit and their food and his sake is brought out to them. "Say Date. Have you ever felt lonely?" She started picking at her food before eating a piece of sushi.

"I have...Really rare though,and even if I did,I barely feel lonely.Im quite used to living alone actually."Date said while picking up a salmon sushi with his chopsticks before eating it.

She nodded. "Being lonely is terrible, even though I had the company of many I knew I was very lonely." She kept eating all of her sushi before turning to her sandwich.

Saying nothing instead choosing to finish his food,Date thought about what she's aiming for,bringing him to lunch like this.Call him paranoid,but with those geisha's chasing after him,he's a bit paranoid around women.

She continued eating and poured herself some water. She wasn't sure what to talk about now. "So, um after this, do you want to go somewhere? Like the arcade or perhaps to a club?"

Shrugging,"Well,its your choice,I rarely go out other than to buy some sake."Date said truthfully,not even bothering to hide the fact that he may have hinted on going to a sake store.

She nods. "Then let's go to the club! We can party! And drink!" She smiled and paid the bill. She was pretty happy about all of this. He seemed like he was getting along with her.

"Alright,whatever you choose."Oh Date,you'll regret saying those words.

An hour later,Date was drunk enough to not even realize what the fuck is he doing.
Like...Pretty much.....
As he tried to reach the last bottle of sake,he stumbled and fell.
Someone helped him tho,he couldnt say who,but the dude was prettiiieehhhhh.....

Yuui sighed as she helped Date back into his seat. "Maybe getting you drunk wasn't the best idea." She sighed and patted his shoulder.

Draggin the person down to his lap,"Cohmmmeee onnn,whers re yu goinsh....I nitsh youu..."Date said drunkly while resting his head on the stomach of the person he just dragged.

Yuui begins to blush. "D-Date!" She tried struggling. "Date let me goooo!" Yuui begins slapping lightly at his arms to get him off her.

'Uwsh wha?Da...Date?SHeis want date?'Date thought drunkly..Come on,you all know he's drunk.
Instead of letting the person go,he instead gave the person he was holding a hug..Like a romantic hug...I dont know...Ya goddamn perverts.........
Before promptly collapsing,but not fully unconscious yet.

Yuuo decided she might as well take this opportunity. She helped the drunkard up and out of his seat. "Date~ I'm bringing you home. I hope you won't hate me." She held him close to herself, maybe this was what she needed to get him to like her.

Around half an hour later,Date was still barely conscious...And he was in the living room...Not knowing where Yuui will drag him,I'll just make him unable to fight back

Yuui blushed and decided to take the chance. She planted a quick kiss on his forehead and got him a pillow and blanket.

Date finally fell asleep...Because blankets bruh.....Yuui also turned on the AC...So yeah....

After she turned on the AC Yuui crawled onto the couch with Date and cuddled him under the blanket. This was very comfy and warm.

Waking up slightly and opening his eyes very slightly,he saw someone cuddling with him that looks alot like the geisha....
Choosing to instead cuddle the person back,he rested his head on top of the geisha's head before falling into peaceful slumber.

She smiled happily and snuggled his head. "Gosh! You are so cute and sweet when you're drunk."

And as Date woke up with a groan,he looked out of the window to see that its still early,then looked at the humane shape cuddling him...
'Wait...What the fuck?!'Date thought surprised and his eyes opening widely in surprise when he found out it was Yuui.
And he immediately had to rest his head again,because hangover,ya know.
'This is the last time I'll accept Yuui's invitation to a party or drinking.'