Entertaiment and the Warrior [Closed; Admin and OD]

The young lady was walking down the street in her uniform for the college she went to. Yuui had no idea what was bound to happen today but for all she knew it was going to be a normal day.

As she passed an alley she heard grunting and a rustling sound. She looked around the alley but it was too dark to see. "Hello? Are you alright?"

Date had a good day,a very good day.
He was walking through the alleyways,got cornered by a few thugs,killed them,found a sake shop that sells expensive but good sake,had alot of em too,this day was fuckin fantastic.
And now here he is,leaning on the wall,drinking his last bottle of sake,barely feeling buzzed at all,when an annoying fuckin voice interupted him asking if he was okay.
"Of course Im okay you fucking annoying twat!."Date said annoyed.
Turning his head towards the source of the voice,he found out the one who talked was a goddamn hooker,'Great,another shitty hooker that wants to fuck me.'

"Excuse me? I am no twat! I am an educated woman for your information. If anyone is a twat is you, you weird drunk." She had walked into the alley and got a little bit better look at him. "And besides your not doing yourself any good you drunkard!" Uh oh.

Blinking in surprise at the fact that the woman countered him,he laughed,alot.
"Hahahahahaha!You may be an annoying hooker,but you got balls!"Date said amused at how the woman didnt even notice that he's a samurai and at the fact that she actually countered back at him,not like those shitheads back home.

Taking another chug from his sake bottle,he found out it was empty,heck,he even checked from the hole!
'God fuckin dammit,Im out of sake,maybe I should take some from me pocket dimension.'he thought,before deciding not to do it since he's a lazy fucker.

Standing up from his leaning position,he turned his body away from the woman,he said "Go home ya goddamn midget,go stay in yer tea house or shit.The alleyways arent nice ya stupid fuck.",he then walked away from the annoying twat,looking for some people to fight.

"You're so drunk you have no idea what you're talking about." She sighs and rubs her forehead. She hated herself. "Just get up, I'm going to help you get home. You look pretty fat from home." Why did she have to worry about stupid drunk people who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow.

'The fuck?Did this woman just think Im drunk?' Date thought annoyed.
"Look ya goddamn midget,I AM NOT DRUNK,and while Im a bit far away from home,I dont need jack shit from you,especially help."Date said unamused and annoyed now,while giving the woman a stare that promised pain and death,so much pain and death that she feel's like she's facing Death itself.

Giving him back an equally terrifying stare she opens her mouth to speak, "Do you really think I am scared of a guy in a kimono who has alcohol on his breath? I've seen scarier men." She isn't taking any of his bullshit.

Taking a cigar and a zippo lighter,he placed the cigar in his mouth and lighted it,smoking for a few second,before blowing out a large cloud of smoke.
Dropping the cigar and lighting it off by stomping on it,he used magic to cover himself with ethereal dark flames and made monster's made out of shadow come out,blocking her escape.
"You do not want to mess with me woman.....If I want to...I can kill you in a blink of an eye,perhaps I should torture you for a bit to teach you a lesson...Or,you can stop annoying me and get the fuck out of here."Date said with a deathly tone in his voice,while his anger and magic making his voice sounds demonic.

"Stop this bullshit." She crosses her arms and gives him her own death glare. "Where do you live I'll help you get home. You don't look very well." He's probably flushed from drinking. Man does she want to help him.

'For all that's holy,she's crappily stubborn isnt she?'Date thought while facepalming with his right hand,feeling annoyed and cursing at the gods above.
"Alright alright....I'll let you help me get to my house,its also a few blocks from here.God fucking damn you're stubborn as golden shit."he said while negating all of the spells that he used,making the beast's and the flames disappear.

"Oh great and wise princess,lead this drunk peasant to his home..."he said while mocked the annoying twat.

"Oh stop sassing me." She sighs. Maybe she should just leave him be, but he looks pretty dirty and looks like he needs a shower. Damn her and her caring ways.

"Well,since you dont know where I live,I'll just lead you there and you protect me."he said amusedly when he realized that.
Exiting the alleyway,he then procedeed to go through random places and random directions...Atleast to the annoying twat.

She followed him, she is used to these ways anyway since she had to use them to get to work without people from school seeing her.

After a few more minutes,Date finally reached his home,"Well here we are,ya goddamn stubborn midget.Now anything else ye goddamn midget?"he said,not caring what happens to the twat anymore...
He looked at his home with pride,it took time to make it after all,materials and the funds too,but in the end,it was all worth it.

She looked at his home and her mouth dropped open. How he afforded such a place was a bit suspicious. "Don't tell me you're an Yakuza boss...." The Yakuza, japanese mafia, were pretty damn scary. It was two stories high with beautiful old style Japanese architecture it made her feel as though she was in feudal area Japan.

'Bitch aint so cheeky now.'he thought while smirking smugly.
"Im not a Yakuza boss,Im just your average,every day samurai who's mastered the art of kenjutsu and a great mage.Im no one special."he said while pretending to clean his nails.

"Anyways,thank you for leading this peasant back to his home,your highness."
Date mockingly said before opening the doors,entering the house after a few steps,then promptly collapsed because of his lack of sleep.The doors were still open too.

She face palmed and shut the doors behind them. She walked around the house, it was just as gorgeous as the outside but she couldn't find his room.

When she did find what looked like his room she dragged him there and wrapped him. Damn that prick.

Waking up after a few hours,Date slowly stood up.
Looking around for a few minutes because he just woke up,he found out that the annoying twat was sleeping.Right.Besides.His.Bed.

Taking a bucket of water,he immediately poured some of its contents to the midget's face while saying "Oy!Wake up you annoying midget!".

She woke up quickly and began wiping her face. "Wh-what the hell! I was trying to make sure you were okay! I'm sorry for being kind, you ass." She stood up and her clothes were drenched. "Thanks to you I look like I'm competing in a wet t-shirt contest!"

Firing a blast of wind that dried her clothes immediately,Date said "There,ya happy now ye fuck?"
"Want some food ye shithead?Ye seem hungry."

She gave him a glare. "You know you should treat people with respect! Even if you don't like them." She sighed and smoothed out her uniform. "And yes, some food sounds good."

Taking out a feast made by world class chef from his pocket dimension,some tools to eat,and 2 bottle of water.
He said to her "Well come on,I thought ye were hungry ye twat.".

She sighs. "I never said I didn't want food." She looks away but begins to be called by the sound of food.

"Come on ya fuck,Im being a generous host here,giving you world class food like its nothing."Date said calmly,while a bit annoyed at how the midget casually looked away from it.
"Anyways,so why did you help me?Ya seem to despise me,so why bother helping?"he asked,genuinely curious,since the twat actually helped him.Maybe for her own advantage.We'll see...

"I am a woman not some person you can make fun of by calling me names. I have a name. It's Yuui Yamamotori." She crosses her arms but sits anyway.