Entertaiment and the Warrior [Closed; Admin and OD]

"Oi! I may be short but I'm not that short! And besides it's not fault you're huge!" She sat back down how she was before and sighed. She was a bit happy that he enjoyed her food, but dealing with this guy was tiring her out.

"Of course its not my fault for being huge,its your fault that yer so small I guess.Anyways,what now midget?"Date said with a small smirk plastered on his face,finishing his food and setting the plate aside.
'Let's see how long she can handle her frustration with me.Especially if I act like my usual arrogant self.'

She nodded. "Actually it isn't my fault, it is my parents' fault, they didn't need to be so short." She gets up and stretches. "So, I guess, you would like me to leave you alone? I mean I know I have nothing to do and there is a festival tomorrow night. So...." She was totally not hinting that he goes with her just as a friend and nothing more.

"Alright,I'll go with you.Be more subtle will ya,ya twat."Date said with one of his eyebrows twitching in annoyance at how easy it is to spot what she wants.
Standing up,he then looked down on Yuui(She's a midget.),then he said "I'm pretty sure ya'll come here pretty often like an annoying fly,so I'll show you the rest of the house."
Walking to the door and opening it,he looked back at the stunned twat,"What's with that look on yer face ya fuck,ya want to come or not?".

She shook the stunned expression off her face. "I-I was just surprised that you agreed to go with me. Ummm, are you going to wear that? I was just wondering so I should know whether I should wear a Yukata or a kimono." She smiled and followed him. "It's the festival of flowers."

Stopping suddenly,"Of course Im not going to fucking wear this ya shithead,Im going to a goddamn festival,I better look the part."Date said while slightly flabbergasted at how stupid this midget is.

"Also....What the fuck is 'The Festival of Flowers'?"he said,a bit confused.
"Dont look at me like that,I barely fucking care about anything!"

"Kimono are very heavy so I am wearing a Yukata and are very hot." She frowned and looked at him. "And besides! I wanted to treat you for dealing with me." Okay maybe it was the other way but she didn't on about it.

"Alright,but you didnt answer my question,what the fuck is the 'Festival of Flower'?"Date said,a bit annoyed at how she ignored his questions.
"Anyways,since we're going on a festival,and you'll probably bitch about what Im wearing,I'll just show you what I'll wear."he said,before taking a beautiful,expertly crafted,gold and white kimono that seems like it was made for a god.
"Whaddya think ya twat?"

She looked away sadly. "Ah, well I'm sorry if my yukata does not stand up to your standards." She looked back at him and smiled. "So I guess I will see you tomorrow?"

Seeing her look sad,he cringed a bit,remembering how his mother used to give him a 'talk' about treating woman,"What the fuck do you mean by standards?I dont have any goddamn standards for a yukata,as long as I like it,I wear it,heck,I've even worn a cheap yukata once."
Date said,half lying.

"And alright,I'll see ye tomorrow ye twat,ignoring my question and all,I'll just look for something that tells me about that festival."he said before teleporting Yuui outside of the house.

Releasing a tired sigh,he laid down on his futon,scratching his head at how bothersome that midget was before falling asleep.

It was the next day and Yuui was already for the festival. She was wearing a blue yukata with flowers all over it with a red sash. Her hair was up in a delicate bun and had a small flower ornament in it. Her geta were red and had black straps. She carried a small money pouch on her wrist and had a fan in the other.

When she arrived at Date's house she knocked on it and waited. Maybe she could get him to actually talk to him like a normal being. She wasn't wearing any makeup so hopefully he seemed less uptight about her job. Maybe it would make her seem more innocent. She hoped he would be okay with accompanying her today.

Teleporting right besides her,he said "Ya ready Yuui?",dodging her slap,and ignoring her surprised look at how he callsd her by her name.
"I wont curse,just for this day though,so dont get too comfortable."Date said nonchalantly while wearing the gold and white yukata and his usual geta.Also weaponless.
"Lead on,since I dont know where we're going."

"We have to go to the park! There is going to be dancing and singing! It's such a nice viewing of the flowers!" Her smile was a bright as any thing in the world. "I'm sure you'll enjoy it since there will be drinking and lots of food there too!" She started her way toward the park and put out her hand for him. "Hurry up slow poke or they'll run out of Sake!"

Shaking his head while smiling slightly,he decided to follow her at a sedate pace,"Alright geez,wait for me."Date said with a small smile on his face.
"Besides,I dont think we need to hurry,I could just take some sake by using magic,so theres no rush."

"Don't you see that's not the point! If we're late we'll miss all the best parts!" She walks a little faster the clicking of her geta very loud. You got to admit she seemed pretty childish about this festival compared to usual things. "I love the sakura trees but i really like the ume trees too! So I think we should go each of them! Then we can party into the night with the rest of the young people here!" The bun on her head was bouncing up and down as she walked as if it was a signal of her happiness.

Teleporting right behind her,he immediately picked her up in a bridal carry,"I suggest you hang on,this could be a bumpy ride"Date said with a joking tone in his voice,before running to the park with an insane speed,which is around 52 mph.

Yuui grabbed onto his neck and buried her face in his chest. She was definitely not going to puke as long as she didn't watch the back ground. When she felt them stop she sighed with relief. "That was.....AWESOME!"

Gently helping her stand on her feet,"Of course that was awesome,but before you'll be able to do that,you gotta be taller."Date said jokingly with a small chuckle,"Just kidding,with enough time and determination,you should be able to be as fast as me."he said.

Yuui laughed and gave a nod. "Perhaps even faster! Because I am so small I have less drag than a hulky man like you!" She wiped her yukata off a little and started toward one of the vendors. "Date! Look it's a shooting game! I am awesome at these." It was a row of targets and the guns shot out of little pellets.

Grabbing her arm and pulling her towards him,he handed her 20 thousand yen,"Alright,since I know you'll probably spend alot of time here,I'll just give you this for now,if you run out,then come to me,since I doubt I'll be doing alot."Date said with a small smile on his face,becausw to him,Yuui seems like a kid today.
Taking a seat near her to keep an eye on her,he decided to see how good she is at this games.

"Thank you Date!" She ran up to the vendor and said something to him. He makes a questioning look but nods anyway. She is handed the rifle and she sets up. He starts the game and she began shooting all the targets down.

Spitting out a very small amount of sake from his mouth,Yuui somehow heard it and he instantly hid it before he got discovered.
Sweating slightly when Yuui walked to him,he hoped she wasnt going to ask what he just drank.

"Did you see that Date! I won it! I got the little samurai doll even though I could've gotten something bigger! It kind of reminded me of you!" The samurai doll was stuffed was covered in tiny plates of armor.

"Yeah I saw it,you're a very good shooter.Nice doll too,anyways,so what should we do now?"Date said with a bit of a nervous chuckle while storing his bottle of sake to his pocket dimension.
'Woo,that was a close one'internally glad she didnt found out he was drinking almost the whole time she was shooting.

"We should go to the crepe stand! I heard this year they have mixed berries!" She started walking over to a stand couple of stands away and stopped in front of it. "Should I have the mixed berries or the chocolate one...." She was pretty indecisive but took her money out her pouch and bought one of each. "Also! Here is your money back." She held out her hand with what he gave her and extra to make up what she used for the game.