Entertaiment and the Warrior [Closed; Admin and OD]

"Well then Yuui,Im Date,and thats all ye need to know."Date said with a mocking tone.
He then proceeded to eat the feast right infront of him in a sedate pace.
After a few moments,he looked up and raised an eyebrow,"What?You're not hungry?If you arent,then I'll just store your share."

She shakes her head and begins to start eating. She wasn't too sure how she felt about Date. He seemed to be quite the prick, yet he was nice enough to feed her all this food. She really was conflicted about him. (

Eating his food with a sedate pace,"Once you're done,give me the dishes,and I'll just store it like usual."Date said,somewhat enjoying his meal.
'Why the fuck am I even giving her food...Probably my goddamn chivalrous side I had when I was a kid.'he thought releasing an annoyed sigh.

She nods and keeps eating. She decided maybe she should repay him for letting her eat here. He could have been mean and told her to just leave and never bother him again but he was kind enough to let her eat with him. She has decided she will repay him by making a meal for him!

Finishing his portion of food,he stored the dishes,the things,and drank the whole content of the water bottle in a few seconds.Also stored it in his pocket dimension of course.

Seeing that the twat was still eating,he decided to take a better look at her.
'Not too bad looking...Fucking short though....She seems a bit skinny and light...But I wont judge a book by its cover...She seems fit and her clothing is quite elegant....She likes to look professional and classy,thats for sure.....Wait...That look in her eyes.....Goddamn it not again....'Date thought annoyed when he found out that she wanted to cook for him.
"The kitchen is at the first floor,just go down the stairs,go to your left,keep going until you reach the third door,thats where the kitchen is at.....I get enough looks from other annoying twat to recognise it that look when you want to cook."he said with an annoyed sigh.

"Well umm... Then will you be here tomorrow around 12?" She finished the last of her food and wiped off her mouth. "Thank you for the food."

"Alright alright,I'll be here at 12,now get out.Date said while handing her a water bottle,an iron dagger,and then teleporting her out of his home and locking the doors.
'Goddamn she was annoying,good thing she's out now.'he said while trying to sleep until its around 10
And as he slept,the world went as normal ya fucktard.

So that next day around 10 she was getting her ingredients from the store for his lunch she would make him. Sure she wasn't a 5 star chef but she could make a pretty damn good meal.

The next day at around 10,Date woke up with a groan.Also stared into nothing for a minute.
Getting up from his lazy ass,he went to the kitchen,drank some coffe,ate breakfast,took a bath,dressed up with his usual attire,drank a bottle of sake,which is all part of his daily routine,and thought 'I hope the shithead didnt buy amything since I have everything in the kitchen....Knowing her she probably did...'he thought while lying down in his bedroom waiting until 12 am came.
He has nothing else to do...Not even clean things....

She arrived and knocked on the door. Of course she had no idea he had food but she still wanted to be very humble and use her own money to repay him. It wasn't truly repaying someone if you used their things now would it. She waited for the door to open and moved her hair behind her ear. She was wearing a pair of jeans and a baggy t-shirt since she didn't have school or work that day.

'So...She's here...Maybe I should prank her....Yes....'Date thought while smiling devilishly.
Teleporting silently right behind Yuui,he leaned until his mouth came close with her right ear...
"Boo."he said while smirking,looking forward to her surprised expression.

Yuui was surprised by the man and dropped the bags she had in her hands and closed her eyes bringing her hand back to try hitting him in the nards. "Pervert!"

Seeing it from a mile away,he teleported a few feet back,took out a wooden chair from his pocket dimension at the same time,sat on it while cackling.
After a few more seconds,he finally managed to control his laughter.
Still chuckling a bit,"Alright,you ready to come in,ye idiot?"he asked without a mocking tone....Its a goddamn miracle...

"Date! You scared me...." She glared but nodded and picked up the bags. "I brought supplies."

Staring blankly at the bags she brought,then at Yuui as if he was asking 'Really woman?'
Facepalming at her stupidity,he teleported Yuui and her bags inside the house.
"Alright,you know where to find the kitchen,you're smarter than me,so you should have no trouble,but if you do,dont be a stupid twat and ask for help.Now if you'll excuse me,I'll be in my room."Date said while going up the stairs,entering his roon,then just sat down on the floor.

She nodded and started toward the kitchen. "No worries Date I'll make this the best I can." She was determined to do the best she can. She was no 5 star chef but was a strong 4 at best.

Still doing nothing in his room,he decided to search for everything he hsve in his pocket dimension and list them to waste time.
Which quickly became boring and seems endless.

So she finally finishes making dinner and calls up to him, "Date! Dinner is ready." It was a very traditional Japanese meal since he liked tradition. It was a bit hard for her because she wasn't used to all these types of ingredients. This meal was a very weak 5 the best she had ever done.

After minutes,Date found some good things...
Yeah...Unfortunately,when Yuui finished cooking and said that dinner was ready,Date was asleep with how bored he is browsing through his pocket dimension.Dont judge him,theres alot of shit in there.

She sighed and began walking up the stairs with a small tray of food. She knocked on his screen door. "Excuse my interruption."

When she saw asleep she wasn't sure how to react so she kneeled and put the tray down on front of her. "Date, dinner is served." Her hands were on her lap and if he looked at her just right she would look like an old time servant in this position.

Date,in his futon,was asleep soundly,his body turned away from the door's direction,not even hearing what Yuui said.
Date is a heavy sleeper I tell ya.

"Date." She said his name again and decided to wake him up by force. She crawled over to his futon and began poking his cheek. "I am a pesky fly and I will annoy you until you wake up because I made you lunch." She is still poking him.

Slowly waking up by the feeling of being pocked by someone,"Oy,stop it ya goddamn twat!Im waking up!"Date said irritated while raising his body up into a sitting position.
"So what is it that ya want?"he said while still feeling irritated.

"i finished lunch. I called to you but you didn't come down." She sighed and looked over at the tray of hot food. "And I didn't want it to get cold. So I came up to wake you."

Saying nothing except picking up the tray of food,eating the food she cooked,and after a few moments ,"Not bad,not the best,but definitely impressive.How did you even reach the goddamn sink if ye were so short?"Date said,rather impressed and a tad bit curious.